Omg I didn’t know Franzen’s wife is pregnant. Precioussssss.
My dumb ass father called into work today because he has the sniffles meanwhile I’m on 7 different meds and have had a 103 fever for the past three days. Ive been up since 5 but I’m not stupid so I’m chilling in bed. The alarm my mom and I use went off. His stupid ass TURNS IT OFF and doesnt come to wake us up. As far as he knows my mom and I are still asleep. We are supposed...
Sometimes Biz looks really black and then other times he doesn’t look black at all. The fuhhhhhhhh
I have a 101.3 fever right now and I’m freezinggggg. I’ve had a sinus infection for a week now and it just got worse today for some reason. Like I can’t breathe and my throat hurts and I’m coughing and that hurts too and I can feel fluid in my ears and I am just miserable right now I don’t think anyone understands. God please just kill me nowwwwww.
Omg you guys
There is a girl that just started riding at my horse barn and she legit looks like she could be Nicky Backstrom’s sister. Like blonde hair the eyes everything. And she is such a sweetheart :3
Omg St. Louis is RAPING Anaheim rn
It’s legit 8-3 in the 2nd. The 2ND. And omg two guys just got into a fight and D’Agostini or however you spell it fights and wins and then as he skates off to the dressing room he’s pumping the crowd up. This is why I love this sport ahahah.
Ok new plan
Since my governor is a total DILLHOLE and is possibly ruining my future, I am just gonna move to St. Louis and be with my bff from JBA Ally and then I will convince TJ Oshie to marry me and then I will become a nurse and me and TJ will live happily ever after the end. No but seriously. I just think everyone should know what’s going down in Wisconsin. Scott “Asshole...
I don’t really like living in Wisconsin. But I love that on a day when it’s 40 degrees out everyone is enjoying it because it’s considered warm for us. Like I went outside without a coat or shoes. And there is still snow out. I love it.
“Nick Boyton…what a piece of shit!”-my dad Ahah. Ahahahh. Ahahhahahahhaahahahaha.
Andersson just smashed his stick on the board in front of me because the Wolves scored. Damn.
The wolf mascot was offended by my shirt. He was on the rink and saw it and was shaking his head and asking why. I think proceeded to unzipped my jacket, turn around, an show him my Zetterberg shirt. The Wolf then had a heart attack. Easily the funniest part of my night.
Jack Skille was traded to the Florida Panthers
OMG you guys
I don’t think you understand. Ilari. Filppula. Is like. A foot away from me.
Omg Tumblr I am off to see my first Grand Rapids Griffins game. Guess who has two thumbs and glass seats?!? This girl! Expect B. Smith love rants and tons of pictures of the babe known as Ilari Filppula. Also is it politically incorrect to wear a Red Wings shirt?
Ok the end of that Wings game was insane! I think my favorite move was Drew Miller sprawling out to push the puck farther and then he popped up really fast afterwards. Loved it!
Why do I love Nicki Minaj so much?
It’s very dangerous to know yourself.
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Does anyone else use the Tumblr app for the iPhone and is it all ghetto? Like I can look back at more posts on my dash but when I try to view farther than the first page of a tag or something it just repeats the first page over and over and it’s annoying and pissing me off.
WHY is it so hard to navigate the UWM website? It took me legit 5 minutes to get to the page where I have to pay for my housing contract and then my login ID didn’t even work. the fuuhhhhhhh?