January 2011
All I want
Is a fucking Zetterberg goal jfc.
Is that so much to ask?
5 on 3 for 1:40.
Detroit if you do not score on this.
I will kill you
Guess who gets to read the announcements in German today and will do a fab job at it?!? This bitch!
My dad is such an ass. He thinks calling my old man of a dog an asshole and a dickhead is ok because my dog has had accidents the past two days. So he peed the carpet. Clean it up and move on. He is not “wreaking the house” as you say. He is old and cannot help it. Wait until your ass is incontinent you prick. You’ll go straight to a home.
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Acrylic nail fumes are not good when you already have a rager going on in your noggin.
Alyse and I decided boobs are only attractive if the nip isn’t showing. Once the nips are out boobs suck.
Awwww yeah I get full 3G in my AP Econ room fuck yeahhhhhh.
I am not ready to grow up. I am not ready to be an adult. I am not ready for anything.
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I'M SORRY BUT
People need to SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
Whining and bitching because this person or that person wasn’t voted as captain. The ones I’ve seen the most are about Crosby and Toews.
They are still young and inexperienced compared to Staal and Lidstrom. And I’m sorry, but most of the Toews fangirls know NOTHING about Nick Lidstrom (he’s a Red Wing don’t you know…Red Wings...
TOEWS WAS NOT VOTED A CAPTAIN?! WHAT IS THIS...
d-zigga:
Picking captains was not done by looks. It was done by picking people who have experience in the league, who have been leaders for years. Jonathan Toews is a great player, I will not deny this, but Nick Lidstrom and Eric Staal deserve it a TRILLION times more than Toews does. Toews will get his turn when he has been in the league as long as Lidstrom has.
/rant.
What the fuck is this shit Detroit?!?!?
But I’m not as angry because you and playing M-M-M-M-M-M-AT&T Duchene and Stasny and they did their little bang bang dance and :3
But you should still kick their asses WTF.
There is a girl in my grade that has a bunch of classes with me and works with me too and I just got called into work because this girl called in like half an hour before her shift started
AND SHE IS ON FACEBOOK. Bitch you are supposedly ~on your deathbed why the FUCK are you on facebook?!?
God I hate people.
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Even though I think we will lose, Jimmy Howard is playing AMAZINGLY right now. I am seriously so proud to have Jimmy on my side.
I don’t think Detroit will win. We are getting outskated drastically.
But Jimmy is doing SO well.
Every time I come to the doctor it’s al frustrating because I gain weight and I am trying so hard but the scale fucking just jumps by 5s it makes me want to bawl my eyes out.
AND WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL OF MY TRACKED TAGS GONE...
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Ok seriously
I love my iPhone and Apple products in general but I think it is such SHIT that you have to spend $70 onApple Care or pay $30 bucks to talk to someone. I don’t need bells and whistles, all I need to know is what the error code means so I can fix this. This seriously pisses me off.
It seriously makes me reconsider buying a Mac for college because I will be broke as hell and what happens if I...
OMG
There is a video on the Red Wings website of them going curling with Babcock.
It is so presh I can’t even.
Also Darren Helm in glasses.
I cannot fucking wait to see my dog.
My dog has to get surgery today :( He ate a bunch of fake garland off of the stairs but there were light bulbs in the garland so it got into all the wiring and stuff and he kept throwing up last night and it wouldn’t stop so now they have to surgically remove the rest of it :( I just worry because he is a little old man and I don’t know if he will be able to handle surgery he is not...
I told my dad that Sweden beat Canada and he went “oh was it a bunch of little Zetterbergs on the ice?” “Zetterbergettes?”.
Sweden=Zetterberg in his mind.
Sometimes I really just want to rant a lot on here but I dont think anyone cares so I just don’t say anything.
Next year
I will be going to school in the drunkest city in the US.
I’m excited ahaha. I will singlehandedly put UWM on the Top Ten Party Schools list. Hell I might even bring them to number 1
Suck that Madison.
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Does anyone
Have a link to Episode 3 of the 24/7 Pens/Caps series? I have 1 and 2 but I havent been able to find 3 anywhere.
sailingtheship:
a young Henrik Zetterberg. what a cutie
Can we just get married now like? Come on.
I got two bags of Swedish meatballs and 4 count em 4 packets to make the sauce to go with my meatballs.
Uhmmmmm.
O. M. G. I’m at Ikea right now (again ha) and I found THE Aspelund.
As much as I don’t like the Blackhawks, Hjalmarsson is a Swede and I LOVE Swedes.
Update. I found the jokkmokk too! Ahaha I love Schaumburg.
I love not having hangovers! Yayyy.
Greatttt story tell it again.
I remember 2010 like it was yesterday.
Ahaha awww
Got a new years kiss (two of them actually both from a girl ahah) and I’m buzzed and ahaha omg now we are talking about crushes and omg ahaha.
I just kissed a girl
And I liked it ahahaha.
Thank god for auto correct.
