I am fucking SICK of my dad thinking that everything in this house is his. My mom got two bottles of wine for christmas and my dad drank one by himself. What an ass. He was all, well I didn’t know you didn’t say anything. When do you ever drink arbor mist asshole?!? He eats my food all the time too. Even if we go out to dinner and he SEES me eating it there he thinks it’s okay...
Can we just
talk about how fucking SEXY Henrik Zetterberg is? You all can keep Sidney Crosby and Jonathan Toews cause Zetterberg is the only MAN in this equation. He like a fine aged wine. The accent. The deep voice. The beard. Unf. Also, it’s sad that I have typed Zetterberg so many times that my phone doesn’t attempt to correct it and can even auto fill the rest of the word after typing 3...
My dog is too funny. He sleeps like a baby. He will take naps during the day but he mostly just chills and then he sleeps all through the night pretty much. He’ll get up to go outside but other than that he’s sacked out on the couch or my mom and dad’s bed snoring his head off. Tl:dr my dog is presh.
I Don't Understand What 'Snuggle' Is...: I'm sick... →
history-repeats: Jonathan Toews is not superhuman nor indestructable. He play hockey and shit occasionally happens. D’Agostini is not a dirty player and if you watch the hit, he tripped into the check and went head first into the boards, therefore he had just as much, if not more chance of getting injured that… THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.
I hate how long picture messages take to send on the iPhone sometimes Blahhhh. I still love u doh iPhone.
I just saw a shooting star.
Ozzie gets his 400th win! Omg all of the other guys’ faces and how they won’t let go of him :3
Is anyone else’s Red Wings/ Wild game not showing up on Center Ice?!? I can see all of them but that one and of course it’s the only one I want to watch.
My parents got me season close Red Wings/Blackhawks tickets! And I got a Red Wings bag, lanyard, ornament, Zetterberg hoodie, hat, and two hockey books :) Plus some perfume, sleep shorts, a rubber duck, fuzzy socks, and Victoria’s Secret scarf and shirt :)
TJ Oshie I love you and all and I know it’s your birthday but you aren’t playing and it’s Johan Franzen’s birthday too and he is playing and eugh let my team win damn it!
My dad (a Hawks fan) has been walking around singing “Pahhhvellll’s been haaaavvellleeeedddd.”. Uhm do you want me to punch you in the face now or later old man? We still won last night. We only lost like 2 games. Hasn’t your team only won like 2 games? Point made.
I washed my hair with a can of beer and it looks fab now! Eugh that is such Wisconsin thing of me to do but whateve it smells good and my hair is shiny.
I heard "Christmas Tree" on Swedish radio while I...
quotesbygaga: I recognized the intro like and sang along with the lyrics like my boyfriend was like so I started to dance he looked at me like I was weird then the “space cowboy/lady gaga/lady gaga” part came and he was like “…….lady gaga” so I just
Can we just
Talk about Ryan Reynolds for a minute and how fucking SEXY he is?!? I can’t even I just. Eugh. Why does he have to be 34 he is seriously god’s gift to women everywhere.
FUCK YES ZETTERBERG 2 GOAL GAME! Thank you for scoring the game winner bb.
I just found out my little cousin has a brain tumor. It’s more than likely cancer. If its on the brain stem they cannot operate on it. If its in the brain they will take it out but she will lose some function. I don’t even know what to do with myself right now.
I know I'm fucking late as hell on this but
I am SO proud of America and our legislature for passing the repeal of DADT. It took us 17 years, but we have finally made a change. Obama is keeping his promise of change and I am proud to be a supporter of his. He himself is a landmark of America, but what he is doing for us is becoming historical as well. Whether you like Obama or not, he is doing something amazing this week by signing the...
I’m sick of people always coming to me when they need something. I’m sick of people coming to me to try and switch hours at work. I am sick of them trying to call me in to work. They want me to work tonight because a girl left sick. I left sick the other day and didn’t they didn’t call anyone in for me. I vomited all over my uniform, jacket, and car, and now I’m...
Congrats to Nick Lidstrom for his first hat trick at age 40!
Honda does a who’s hot section every game apparently. Tonight it was Hank. DAMN STRAIGHT HE IS. And I’m not talking about his 48 points in 42 games against the Blues.
Oshie felt today was a good day to tape Patrik Berglund’s sticks together....– omgkdhgkdfkhfgdf (via dellarovere) I swear, these two… (via fredredrika) These two. I can’t even.
Also there are 5 girls in my school that are pregnant and I just want to know like what happened to keeping your legs closed or condoms or birth control. And one girl is on her second kid. She had one freshman year and now our senior year she is having another one. What. The. Actual. Fuck.
I stayed awake to watch the Wings lose in OT.
fuckyeahdetroitredwings: Annnd the Wings fall to the Kings 3-2 in OT. I love you Ozzie, but I missed Howie tonight. Thisssss. Ozzie you served us well but the next generation has proven itself.
Ozzie trading goals ISN’T the point of the game. Start blocking this shit.
Me and Neil Patrick Harris have the sane birthday :3 Along with Mary Carey the pornstar from celebrity rehab ahahah.