Marissa. Milwaukee. Red Wings Hockey. Anything. Everything.

"Just be honest with who you are and if you end up without any friends, good for you."-Chelsea Handler


My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell)


how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

Chris Evans and Mark Ruffalo showing off their “Super Secret Superhero Belts”

(Source: markfluffyruffalo)


once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)